Ufc Puns

A list of puns related to "Ufc"

Where does a UFC fighter go if they die in the octagon?

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👤︎ u/blacknmi1d
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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Watching a UFC fight, my dad pauses it and turns to me:

Dad: "Hey I heard UPS and UFC were going to make a deal and let some UPS workers fight soon."

Me: "Uhhh... what? That makes no sense."

Dad: "No it does. I mean... the UPS guys are already professional boxers. It's only logical."

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👤︎ u/celestianequator
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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My dad during the ufc fights

My mom "is the guy a Brazilian?" Dad "No, he's younger than that"

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👤︎ u/Xdark-shinesx
📅︎ Jan 04 2015
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I told my dad even just WATCHING chokeholds in UFC makes my neck hurt.

He says he has the same problem watching tennis

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👤︎ u/niggety
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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Did you hear about the armless guy in UFC?

He kicked ass.

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👤︎ u/The_Elite_Lucario
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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Watching UFC 202

During round 1 of the fight.

Mum: Who's been fighting longer?

Dad: Well they've both been fight a minute and thirty seconds, so both the same?

He was very proud of his wittiness.

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👤︎ u/NewsonLAD
📅︎ Aug 21 2016
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My dad dropped this on me as we watched UFC

Me: "He's a second degree black belt"

Dad: "That's impressive, what's his first degree in?"

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👤︎ u/HORYc
📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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