Noo Puns

A list of puns related to "Noo"

Make sure that your left leg is up before the clock hits midnight tomorrow.

That way you start 2021 on the right foot.

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👤︎ u/DaddyRecon
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you get after playing a lute for 10 hours straight?

Minstrel cramps.

Edit: (I'm sorry. Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.)

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👤︎ u/MookieV
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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What does E = mc^2 mean?

Energy = My Coffee squared

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👤︎ u/Benjamingur9
📅︎ May 14 2019
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An African lady named Betty walked into a butcher's shop and asked if they sold any chicken.

The man behind the counter sang "NOO Black Betty, ham or lamb"

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👤︎ u/LordJimsicle
📅︎ Jul 19 2017
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I had a statistics exam yesterday.

The first part in the exam paper was multiple choice. After the exam a few friends and I were discussing the answers to the multiple choice, question 2 was "Calculate the mean from the following data"

Me: "what did you get for Q2, the 'mean' question?"

Friend: "What? Q2 asked to calculate the median "

Me: "Noo..I guess I didn't read the question properly. I calculate the mean. And the answer for the mean was one of the choices. I guess, they knew some people would be stupid enough to calculate the mean instead of the median, so they put the mean as one of the choices, and I selected that answer."

Friend: "That's just mean!"

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👤︎ u/TheRationalMan
📅︎ Dec 13 2015
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Every god damn time we're eating at a restaurant in a foreign country

After eaten everything, the waitor comes to take the plates. Waitor: Are you finish? (As in done, typical bad english) Dad: Noo, We're Norwegian..

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👤︎ u/Got_my_bacon
📅︎ Jun 11 2014
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