Make sure that your left leg is up before the clock hits midnight tomorrow.

That way you start 2021 on the right foot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DaddyRecon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you get after playing a lute for 10 hours straight?

Minstrel cramps.

Edit: (I'm sorry. Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MookieV
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What does E = mc^2 mean?

Energy = My Coffee squared

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Benjamingur9
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2019
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An African lady named Betty walked into a butcher's shop and asked if they sold any chicken.

The man behind the counter sang "NOO Black Betty, ham or lamb"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LordJimsicle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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Every god damn time we're eating at a restaurant in a foreign country

After eaten everything, the waitor comes to take the plates. Waitor: Are you finish? (As in done, typical bad english) Dad: Noo, We're Norwegian..

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Got_my_bacon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 11 2014
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