Why did the Abbot only tell two people he was leaving the Monastery?

Because he only had to give two monks notice.

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Dr. Seuss, Abbot & Costello

Tis the season for stories about the Grinch and Whoville. Last night my daughter, 10, asked why Dr. Seuss didn't write any more stories about Whoville, to which I replied that there was a story about their baseball team, but everyone played first base.

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I told myself a dad joke

I've been on a metal kick lately. A little sabbath, zeppelin, and a lot of ozzy. So I'm sitting here building a Christian website for myself, singing mr. Crowley when I say to myself....."well, this is abbot odd."

I told myself a dad joke because my daughter is asleep. I've reached a new low.

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