John Travolta tested negative for covid last night.
turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever!
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Double negatives.
Double negatives are a real no-no.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I told Bill Withers, βAinβt No Sunshine is a double negative. Thatβs bad grammar.β
He said, βI know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...β
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
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︎ Jan 26 2021
My wife is so negative
I remembered the car seat, the stroller, and the diaper bag, but all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Negative one times negative one
Felt like posting something positive today
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Deeply exhaling indicates a negative mood.
At least that's what the sighentists say.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I just saw a sea bird with a really negative attitude...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What's the appeal in being negative all the time?
This isn't a dad joke--I really want to no.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?
Heβd stop at nothing to stay away from them
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︎ Jul 02 2020
2019: stay away from negative people
2020:stay away from positive people
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︎ Apr 06 2020
An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
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︎ Aug 14 2020
After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My test came back negative!
Too bad it was my IQ test.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
What do you call a sweet person with a negative outlook?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
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︎ Jan 08 2020
The US Government is so broke theyβre going to start minting coins with negative value.
I suspect theyβll use antimony.
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︎ May 08 2020
What do you call a negative can of soup?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
If your fear is a negative one
Then the root of your fear is imaginary
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Instead of a swear jar I have a pessimism jar, every time I have a negative thought I put a coin in.
Itβs currently half empty
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︎ Dec 01 2019
So you think two positives don't make a negative?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
I've developed a fear of negative numbers.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Why are Egyptians always so negative
Because theyβre always in de nile
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︎ Aug 23 2019
My Russian friend was telling me how he thinks people have a negative view of his Country.
I just thought βOh, Crimea riverβ.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
What do you call a negative fog?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I hate negative numbers.
I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ May 30 2020
John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night
Turns out it was just saturday night fever
(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)
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︎ Mar 15 2020
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
Hell stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers ?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Feb 24 2020
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Did you hear about the professor afraid of negative numbers?
He stops at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative number?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
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