I’m keeping my ion U
It's half empty.
So that’s positive
True story, I work in the health industry, get to ask these questions from time to time:
Me: Good morning (of course no matter what time of day it is)! I have 4 questions for you, let’s see if you studied for the test...
Patient: (most of the time, chuckle)
Me: Have you had a fever in the last 48 hours?
Patient: No
Me: Have you had a persistent cough recently?
Patient: No
Me: Have you been tested for COVID-19 recently?
Patient (sometimes): Yes
Me: Do you know the results of the test?
Patient (about 85% of the time): Negative
Me: You don’t know the results of the test? (Straight face behind mask)
Patient: It was negative
Me: (smile and chuckle showing through mask)
Patient: Ohhhh! I get it! (Laughs 95% of the time)
Me: Dad jokes have to happen... 🙂
/insert question #4 here, unrelated to said joke... heh
It’s half empty
Because they can’t sí.
He’ll stop at NOTHING to avoid them!
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Double negatives are a real no-no.
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever!
I tell them that I am short-sighted.
I remembered the car seat, the stroller, and the diaper bag, but all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby
He said, “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...”
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
Felt like posting something positive today
Her attitude stinks.
At least that's what the sighentists say.
He’d stop at nothing to stay away from them
2020:stay away from positive people
it was a PELI-CAN'T!
This isn't a dad joke--I really want to no.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
I keep telling them that it's in my blood, be negative.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
Too bad it was my IQ test.
A pepsimist
It will take some time to get the full picture.
He's been charged with battery
He was charged with battery
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Turns out it was just saturday night fever
(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)
I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.
It’s currently half empty.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
it's currently half empty
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Hell stop at nothing to avoid them
He stops at nothing to avoid them
