Dog (female, maltese terrier mix) has smaller nipple next to her regular nipple. Why?
I mean , its a bit veird for me , to apply sticker on position , which even could not be seen while you reloading , and did anybody overpay >5% for sticker on this position , for ex s1mple , device or zywoo autographs (i mean all expensive or not that much expensive autograps of snipers) If sm1 will answer , huge respect for u
I just got h3 and I think it's great! I'm having a problem with the game, however. When I have 1 controller in front of the other, the back most one will begin to drift off for no apparent reason. Both of my trackers are set up fine, so can anyone give me some help here?
Went to a movie solo to kill time. Sat in backmost corner, nearest guy is 3 seats away. Pull out phone to play some runescape cuz attention span the size of a nematoad. Lowest brightness setting, tell an ingame friend im in a theatre and he thinks im an asshole regardless of seating. So AITA?
Edit: so most of yall be skipping over the part im actually interested in so lemme emphasize. AITA REGARDLESS OF SEATING. Assume i sat a mile away from the next person because obviously i am an asshole if i did distract anyone, theres not really a debate there.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
