If you think men are better than women at giving fortunetellers backrubs, that’s massage a mystic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeramyguitar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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When regularly checking in on my bedridden girlfriend

I did my best owl impression, complete with hooting noises and flappy wings, whilst offering tea, backrubs and pillow fluffs. When she finally asked what I was doing I replied "my owly check".

I'd like to say the groan was due to ailment, but it was all me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beardy_Will
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2016
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