Backed Puns

A list of puns related to "Backed"

The butcher backed up into his meat grinder

And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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I backed a horse last week at 10 to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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I was backing out of the parking lot earlier when I backed into a car! The driver was only 3 feet tall....!

He got out of the car and started waving his hands above his head! He kept yelling "I'm not Happy, I'm not Happy!"

So, I got out and yelled back, "Well, which one are you!?"

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👤︎ u/Existence111111
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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I backed out of a challenge I issued my friend to a game of pool on my incomplete table.

I realised I didn’t have the balls.

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👤︎ u/Yetanotherrob
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you hear about the lady who backed into an airplane propeller?

Disaster

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👤︎ u/Scherezad
📅︎ May 16 2019
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A Pink-Backed Pelican waddles into a bar...

He orders two pints of lager, a shot of whiskey and a packet of salted cashews. The bartender says, “And how will you be paying for all this?” The Pink-Backed Pelican ruffles his feathers and replies, “Put it on my bill.”

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👤︎ u/EllisDeWald
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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My friend's dad delivered a beauty the other day. What happened when a girl backed into a helicopter?

Disaster.

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👤︎ u/jackymac_
📅︎ Feb 15 2017
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What happened to the woman that backed into a plane propeller?

Disaster.

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👤︎ u/Baxterd23
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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So, my wife backed up the toilet..

she asked if we had a plunger anywhere, I looked around the house and couldn't seem to find one. I couldn't contain myself when I had to tell her she was "shit out of luck".

I can't wait to have kids. I have dad jokes for days.

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👤︎ u/kg146a
📅︎ Dec 03 2014
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When the ghost backed into a fan, why did he go to the liquor store?

Because he'd heard that's where they retail spirits.

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👤︎ u/HandsomePotRoast
📅︎ Nov 04 2014
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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👤︎ u/LatinousNamous
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work

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👤︎ u/CH1CK3NW1N95
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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I knew this butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder

He got a little behind in his work

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👤︎ u/fractalrain39
📅︎ May 13 2020
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What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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👤︎ u/ewi_1230
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder.

He got a little behind in his work

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 24 2020
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed up into the meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.

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👤︎ u/SyncingShiip
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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👤︎ u/EmKinghorn
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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👤︎ u/DarthMarasmus
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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👤︎ u/MrSabrewulf
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work!

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👤︎ u/ChristMade
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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👤︎ u/100yard-
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

They say he got a little behind in his work!

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👤︎ u/BigAssSackOfTree
📅︎ May 20 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into the meat grinder?

I guess you can say that he’s a little BEHIND in his work.

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👤︎ u/DNoiceMahn48
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder

He got a little behind in his work

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👤︎ u/mameyn4
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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A butcher backed up into his meat grinder...

...and got a little behind in his work.

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👤︎ u/shmuelr245
📅︎ Dec 28 2017
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Why did the butcher get upset when he backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little "behind" in his work!

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👤︎ u/BCES342
📅︎ Apr 19 2017
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What happened to the butcher that backed up into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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👤︎ u/Inwardpro
📅︎ Dec 12 2015
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work ...

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👤︎ u/Kyle1775
📅︎ Nov 03 2016
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Did you hear about the lady who backed into a fan?

It was a disaster. Dis-assed-her!

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👤︎ u/jiffy_whiff
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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