A physics textbook walks into a bar...

A physics textbook book walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey. The bartender looks up and says, β€œSure pal, it looks like you have a lot of problems.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Daddy_DD
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Who wrote a textbook for the serious seamstress?

Ernest Hemmingway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
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My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.

Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXJustaGuy420Xx
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Textbook addiction

is a really expensive habit to support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/al666in
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Well played chemistry textbook imgur.com/GowGVZJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
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I needed help to lease out a math textbook.

So I got a cosiner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cimiclette
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Found in my geometry textbook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skeleton_Bard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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From my linear algebra textbook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StaleTheBread
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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This almost makes my math textbook worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quincy396
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Smh, my english textbook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/legeo7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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So my math textbook has a "Math Humor" section...

http://imgur.com/a/IXCKw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adobeflashcrashed
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My accounting textbook with a hairy good pun imgur.com/UGQ9vnB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frambrady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Found this gem in my psychology textbook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Felix_Orion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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My sister just dropped her Biology textbook on my foot.

MY TOE SIS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koske
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What did the boxing announcer say to the textbook?

And in the left corner, paper weight champion of the world....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue-Faces
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Middle school math textbook imgur.com/rvHJhVE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Dadjoked by a math textbook.

This is just in the middle of a chapter and isn't even acknowledged by the surrounding passages. It's pretty baaad if you ask me. But really, thanks to this picture I will never forget what a shear transformation does.

Textbook is Linear Algebra and Its Applications by David C. Lay, since for some reason I feel like I should probably cite it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tananda7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2014
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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marslettuce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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Found this in my chem textbook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corosz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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Math textbook attempts a joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frisbeemaniac95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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Calculus textbooks are so expensive! tyrannobenasaurus.tumblr.…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMCToga
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying a geometry textbook. He raises his glass and says...

"Here's looking at Euclid."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paul_caspian
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