I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I ran into my friend Mark who stole my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
I swallowed a dictionary today.
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I looked up the word 'opaque' in the dictionary...
....but the definition is unclear.
The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.
At least he died on his own terms.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
I remember the first time I used a dictionary...
It was a defining moment in my life.
I decided to read my dictionary in bed last night, but I didn't finish it.
I accidentally ripped a page off my dictionary
After re-checking it, I found out that little to nothing was missing.
I came home to find out that one of my kids tore both the front and the back pages of our dictionary.
Things just went from bad to worse.
What's the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles. Because there is a mile between the S's.
Have to give credit to my ten year old daughter for this one... Apparently I'm bringing her up right.
I ate a dictionary yesterday
This is thesaurus throat I’ve ever had!
I don’t know if this has been posted before or not.
My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke
What word in the dictionary is always spelt incorrectly?
I am having a really bad day, somebody ripped the front and back pages out of my dictionary.
It just goes from Bad to Worse!
What's the first word in the dictionary?
It's the word defined as "Preceding all others in time, order, or importance".
I just read the whole dictionary in one sitting.
I learned the definition of boring.
Did you here? They made a stage production of the dictionary.
Why did the Books bully the online dictionary?
I threw a dictionary at a witch once.
But I missed. If only I had more experience casting spells!
So far I've memorized seven pages of this dictionary;
I've learned next to nothing.
I slept so badly last night I started reading the dictionary
By 4am I was past caring...
What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
My dad told me this one this morning.
Somebody broke into my house and stole my Oxford English Dictionary.
Some one stole my dictionary and thesaurus
I don't know what to say, I have no words
I've been bench pressing 10 dictionaries everyday for the past 4 weeks.
I've finally got some definition in my arms.
What word on the dictionary is spelled wrong?
Looked up “Uncanny” in the dictionary
And the definition was very weird.
I stole my gf dictionary and she didn't say a thing
I guess she had no words left for that
Someone stole my friend’s dictionary.
When I asked him about what happened, he didn’t answer.
He was left without words.
I dropped a dictionary on my foot yesterday...
Today, I woke up with thesaurus toe.
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
My friend stole my dictionary
I can’t believe somebody stole my dictionary.
I confronted my friend Mark because he refuses to return my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary
I said, “Mark, my words!”
Someone stole my dictionary!
I once swallowed a dictionary
I had thesaurus throat ever.
I was really mad at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
I was so bored over quarantine that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary
I learned next to nothing
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
What is the only word in the dictionary spelled incorrectly?
There is one word spelled wrong in the dictionary.
I swallowed a dictionary yesterday.
It was thesaurus throat I've ever had.
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of a dictionary
I learned next to nothing
My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday
I couldn’t find the words to thank her.
I was really angry when I found out that my buddy Mark stole my dictionary.
I confronted him and said, “Mark, my words!”
What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
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