I started a band but we could never make it to a Gig.

What was the band name? 1023MB.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
🚨︎ report
My first gig out of school was directing a TV ad for tampons.

It was a period piece.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 9
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PupperPuppet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2020
🚨︎ report
I did my first comedy gig in a fertility clinic.

I got a standing ovulation.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 18
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2020
🚨︎ report
The chief roadie for a touring band should be called its Gigs Bosun
πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spelelo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?

She was a real drama dairy.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/atonyatlaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2020
🚨︎ report
I started a band called 999 Megabytes β€” we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
πŸ‘οΈŽ 42
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the musician lose a gig at a funeral?

He couldn’t find the right tomb.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Still haven't gotten a gig...
πŸ‘οΈŽ 177
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/A_Real_Hen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2017
🚨︎ report
The airline damaged my guitar because I bought a cheap gig bag

It was a worst case scenario

πŸ‘οΈŽ 111
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MuttonChopViking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2018
🚨︎ report
I made fun of soccer during my comedy gig yesterday...

luckily, it was a good sport

πŸ‘οΈŽ 3
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/my_name_Jeff_right
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2019
🚨︎ report
Whenever my girlfriend used to perform at a gig she started snickering

You could say she was a giggal

πŸ‘οΈŽ 3
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhinit90
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2019
🚨︎ report
My uncle is a musician, but his second gig is being a dad

http://imgur.com/Ht8jydx

πŸ‘οΈŽ 361
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ResetsPls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2015
🚨︎ report
I did a stand-up comedy gig for a law enforcement fraternity...

... I must have killed it, because they wanted to charge me with attempted manslaughter.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM_me_your_beavah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2018
🚨︎ report
Fun Gig

My IT Consultant was telling me about a fun gig, told him that's a 1000 more than a fun meg.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awhitehatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2018
🚨︎ report
I'm doing a charity gig tonight for people that struggle to orgasm

Don't worry if you can't come.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 392
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Forphucsake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2014
🚨︎ report
I’m so excited that I got my first acting gig as a mime in a silent movie.

I’m absolutely speechless.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 7
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2018
🚨︎ report
I used to be in a band called 'Gig Cancelled'

We didn't get big crowds.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 15
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clbull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2017
🚨︎ report
As a disabled dad, playing the guitar, being picked up for the gig....my son asks, β€œyou going to jam”

And I reply, β€œit’s more of a preserve, than a jam.”

πŸ‘οΈŽ 4
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NameItTrashIt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2018
🚨︎ report
Why did the musician quit playing after his best gig?

He wanted to end it on a positive note.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 10
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elmaninho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2017
🚨︎ report
My friend went to a jazz gig last night.

Told me all about his friend's girlfriend who was playing saxophone.

^You ^know ^what's ^coming.

I asked if she was a saxy lady.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 13
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StrawberryBlind
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2014
🚨︎ report
Last night at a gig, people threw rotten tomatoes at our band.

The whole experience left a sour taste in my mouth...

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that_introverted_guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.