35 Hilarious Bae Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Dad: Are you and your girlfriend arguing over whether to call each other bae...

Or debaeting?

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👤︎ u/Trumpeter1112

📅︎ Dec 28 2017

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Traveling Hawaii by bus and bae took the window seat.

Now I'm having a baeview.

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👤︎ u/Mr_Brightside04

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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Bae goals <3

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👤︎ u/backwoodzz

📅︎ Sep 18 2017

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LA Dodger Ryu Hyun Jin is getting married to announcer Bae Ji Hyun!

No word yet on where the couple will be spending their hyunymoon.

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👤︎ u/thehofstetter

📅︎ Sep 13 2017

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Bae

My dad asked me "what is bae? Is it like bay leaves?" I told him, no, mom is your bae.

"Oh, so not like bay leaves. More like when mom goes to the casino, 'bae leaves'".

(Can't take the credit for this, found it in another sub)

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👤︎ u/pcpires

📅︎ Apr 19 2017

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I am at the waiting room of the doctor’s office, wondering when my girlfriend’s checkup will be over.

Sitting at the Doc of the Bae, wasting time.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 06 2021

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My wife asked me to be her Sugar Daddy

I said I can only afford to be your Salt Bae

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👤︎ u/RootbeerDreams

📅︎ Dec 21 2020

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What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?

A bae-blade.

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👤︎ u/SquigglesMcJiggly

📅︎ May 04 2020

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Pigs

Person 1: I will marry you when pigs fly.

Me: Swine Flu...

(end up getting married to my bae...con)

Not a true story. Something from the pig-ment of my imagination.

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👤︎ u/jslee_beats0608

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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I personally find Tinder not that great of a dating service.

I prefer e-bae

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👤︎ u/ggfchl

📅︎ Oct 01 2020

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What do you call the second girlfriend or boyfriend you ever had in your life?

A bae-B

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👤︎ u/weedftw_69

📅︎ Aug 03 2020

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My girlfriend told me that she was worried she was turning into a costal area at the southwestern tip of the Gower Peninsula in south Wales. I said to her...

Don't be Rhossili Bae

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👤︎ u/AlRedux

📅︎ Sep 16 2020

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How did the Queen Bee introduce her son and husband?

This is my baby, and this is my bae-bee.

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👤︎ u/tyrannosaur85

📅︎ Jun 27 2020

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What does Grandpa call Grandma when she's crabby?

Old Bae.

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👤︎ u/scarecrow53

📅︎ Feb 10 2020

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What do you call a spinning top that you love a lot?

Your bae-blade

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👤︎ u/Spingebill678

📅︎ Apr 24 2020

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My girlfriend used to work at an American prison in Cuba.

Shes my Guantanamo Bae.

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👤︎ u/kurofresh

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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If seagulls fly over sea what flies over bay?

Bagels

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👤︎ u/slavyablle

📅︎ Aug 16 2018

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I’m from the Friend Zone originally

But now I live in the Bae Area.

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👤︎ u/smoochie100

📅︎ Sep 06 2016

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A Muslim woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said...

"That's Haram, bae."

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👤︎ u/anjelloe

📅︎ Aug 07 2016

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I saw a baguette at the zoo...

...it was bread in captivity.

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👤︎ u/134282

📅︎ Aug 17 2018

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What did the Baltimore man call his older girlfriend?

Old Bae

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👤︎ u/VictoriousEgret

📅︎ Nov 11 2019

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What do you lovingly call your undead partner?

Zom-bae.

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👤︎ u/dkolby4

📅︎ Jun 07 2019

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My wife was complaining about my obsession with spices.

So I said, “Bae, leave.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 19 2018

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What's the best spice for dumping your girlfriend?

Bae leaves

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👤︎ u/StretchSmiley

📅︎ Sep 11 2018

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If I got my girlfriend a timepiece to wear on her wrist

Would that be considered a bae-watch?

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👤︎ u/winchypoo

📅︎ Jun 25 2018

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I love device ID's

IMEI is BAE

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👤︎ u/scira

📅︎ Oct 12 2018

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I'm a Muslim man dating an atheist woman

She's my haram bae

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👤︎ u/rvermilion

📅︎ Aug 24 2016

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If a Muslim dates someone outside their religion,

Does that mean they have a Haram Bae?

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👤︎ u/Aptom_4

📅︎ Aug 10 2017

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New TV Show Idea

I'm going to make an updated version of Cheaters for Millennials....it will be called "Bae-Watch."

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👤︎ u/necrosapien87

📅︎ Aug 15 2017

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A Muslim friend of mine kept dating a gorilla even though her parents told her bestiality is forbidden.

He's her Haram bae

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👤︎ u/JonSnowsGhost

📅︎ Aug 18 2016

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What do you call a reliable girlfriend who is also a massive U2 fan?

A dutiful bae.

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👤︎ u/2Fast2Finkel

📅︎ Sep 27 2016

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My dad's starting a new dating service for people who live in Eastern Virginia

He's going to call it Chesapeake BAE

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👤︎ u/gopperman

📅︎ May 22 2015

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I'm going to start a dating auction website

It will be named E-Bae

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👤︎ u/drakeonaplane

📅︎ Dec 29 2015

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What does a goat call his girlfriend?

Bae.

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👤︎ u/gastro_destiny

📅︎ Sep 15 2018

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My wife keeps complaining about my obsession with spices.

I said, “Bae. Leave.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 31 2018

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