Bae Puns

A list of puns related to "Bae"

Dad: Are you and your girlfriend arguing over whether to call each other bae...

Or debaeting?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trumpeter1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Traveling Hawaii by bus and bae took the window seat.

Now I'm having a baeview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Brightside04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Bae goals <3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/backwoodzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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LA Dodger Ryu Hyun Jin is getting married to announcer Bae Ji Hyun!

No word yet on where the couple will be spending their hyunymoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehofstetter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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Bae

My dad asked me "what is bae? Is it like bay leaves?" I told him, no, mom is your bae.

"Oh, so not like bay leaves. More like when mom goes to the casino, 'bae leaves'".

(Can't take the credit for this, found it in another sub)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcpires
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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Pigs

Person 1: I will marry you when pigs fly.

Me: Swine Flu...

(end up getting married to my bae...con)

Not a true story. Something from the pig-ment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jslee_beats0608
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I personally find Tinder not that great of a dating service.

I prefer e-bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?

A bae-blade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquigglesMcJiggly
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call the second girlfriend or boyfriend you ever had in your life?

A bae-B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weedftw_69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What do you call a hot Indian girl?

Bomb Bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanzunair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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How did the Queen Bee introduce her son and husband?

This is my baby, and this is my bae-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call a spinning top that you love a lot?

Your bae-blade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spingebill678
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What does Grandpa call Grandma when she's crabby?

Old Bae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarecrow53
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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My girlfriend used to work at an American prison in Cuba.

Shes my Guantanamo Bae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurofresh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What did the Baltimore man call his older girlfriend?

Old Bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoriousEgret
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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If seagulls fly over sea what flies over bay?

Bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavyablle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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What would you call BeyoncΓ©'s BFF?

Bae-oncΓ©...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do you lovingly call your undead partner?

Zom-bae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkolby4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I saw a baguette at the zoo...

...it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/134282
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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I’m from the Friend Zone originally

But now I live in the Bae Area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoochie100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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A Muslim woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said...

"That's Haram, bae."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anjelloe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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My wife was complaining about my obsession with spices.

So I said, β€œBae, leave.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What's the best spice for dumping your girlfriend?

Bae leaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I love device ID's

IMEI is BAE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scira
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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If I got my girlfriend a timepiece to wear on her wrist

Would that be considered a bae-watch?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winchypoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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I'm a Muslim man dating an atheist woman

She's my haram bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rvermilion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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What do you call a significant other you met online?

e-Bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krackarock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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If a Muslim dates someone outside their religion,

Does that mean they have a Haram Bae?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aptom_4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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New TV Show Idea

I'm going to make an updated version of Cheaters for Millennials....it will be called "Bae-Watch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necrosapien87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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A Muslim friend of mine kept dating a gorilla even though her parents told her bestiality is forbidden.

He's her Haram bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSnowsGhost
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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What do you call a reliable girlfriend who is also a massive U2 fan?

A dutiful bae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2Fast2Finkel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
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My dad's starting a new dating service for people who live in Eastern Virginia

He's going to call it Chesapeake BAE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gopperman
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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I'm going to start a dating auction website

It will be named E-Bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drakeonaplane
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2015
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What does a goat call his girlfriend?

Bae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gastro_destiny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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My wife keeps complaining about my obsession with spices.

I said, β€œBae. Leave.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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