Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon. reddit.com/gallery/lgzbtq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KicksandStrings
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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You may be a dabbler in google fu.

But I'm a black belt in bingjutsu, Yahfu, YouTujutsu, and tae Qwant do.

I was taught by a legendary master named DuckDuckGoku.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Biden’s karate studio would be called...

A Dojoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Did you hear about the baker who started taking martial arts classes?

After only 4 weeks he was a black belt in Tae Kwon Dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrubZ0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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β€œHey did you hear about the martial arts class that only accepted people with one leg?”

It was called Tae-one-toe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Narband
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Did you hear about that new self defense bread?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fallwalking
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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I told my Scottish mum that I got Goat Simulator.

She replied with "You've goat tae be kiddin' me!"

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