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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianmochii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I sued the airlines after they lost my luggage

They lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minamo99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/off-sp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I tried suing the airline that lost my luggage

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My optometrist was sued for giving bad prescriptions.

When asked about the lawsuit, he claimed he "never saw it coming".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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A man sued an airline after losing his luggage

Let's just say he lost his case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Tbull
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I sued my local pet shop for selling dogs for $10 apiece.

I wanted a dog that was all put together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why was the duck sued for medical malpractice?

He was a quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salamanderoil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Okay so recently I sued a airport about luggage security

Yeah, I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thor_kingofasgard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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In America, you can register a domain name at Godaddy.com, but...

insovietrussiadomainregister.su

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Quasimodo is suing Notre Dame Cathedral for the damage to his back from all the Bell-ringing.

I think he might be getting a big lump sum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I got sued once... the plaintiff brought in a rabbit as his key witness...

The judge dismissed it as hare say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What are the sweetest birds?

Su-CROWS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway2032015
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Did you hear about the scientist who is suing the earth?

He discovered the earth has deep pockets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AaronKClark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Did you hear the one about the mallard that got sued for medical malpractice?

It turns out he’s a quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gonzo377
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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Did you hear about the man who slipped on a banana and sued?

He won the trial but got overturned on a peel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pauls2theWall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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I talked to a lawyer about suing for the doctor cutting off the wrong leg in my surgery before they cut off the correct one.

The lawyer said I didn't have a leg to stand on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serpardum
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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I'm suing Ex-Lax...

...for defecation of character. That is of course my constipational right. It's better than sitting on my stool and doing nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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How do lawyers say goodbye ?

I'll be suing ya !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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If a parsley farmer is sued...

does that mean they can garnish his wages? -George Carlin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Believeinthis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2012
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Some chick named Susan threw herself at me.

Four days later and I still can’t believe I got sued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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A small hospitality firm was recently sued by one of their female employees.

She claimed they created a hostel work environment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbymack44212
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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How does Mike Rowe (Host of Dirty Jobs) cook most of his meals?

In his Mike-Rowe-Wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terribleivan22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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Which kind of sushi is really b-aaaaa-d?

Su-sheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FactorManTCE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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An alcoholic is trying to decide where to live

He finally settles on a su-bourbon area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragonslayer2689
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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What do you get if you cross a mammal with a reptile?

Most probably sued by the Humane Society.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edg0023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Got my girlfriend at a Mexican restaurant. She was still telling people about it later that night.

She asked if I minded her taking some cheese dip off of my plate.

I told her, "Of course not. Mi queso es su queso."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doaktionary
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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Over the past 3 years I’ve lost a ton of weight at the gym.

I am now being sued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kavotch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I sued an airline for losing my luggage

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Did you hear about the traveler who sued the airline over his missing luggage?

He lost his case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djkp7211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, β€œI want to sue the airline!”

The lawyer said, β€œYou don’t have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost the case

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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A guy was suing the airlines for losing his luggage

Sadly, he lost his case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dalphus1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Did you hear about the guy suing the airline for losing his luggage?

Unfortunately he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthritictongue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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A guy recently sued an airport because they lost his luggage

He lost his case, but much like the track star who was afraid of hurdles, he got over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eptar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Here goes nothing...

I sued an airline for losing my luggage. Well, I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlatEarther113
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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