looks like it just evaporated
The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span
His name is 80-HD
I'm starting a business to help short people learn math.
I'm going to call it making the little things count.
Why did the Redditor's fence fall down?
They deleted too many posts.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When itβs apparent.
I went to the red cross, I said I needed to buy a stretcher. The guy asked if I'm gonna try it out first.
I said no I don't want to get carried away.
GE makes electric chairs.
So shouldnβt their moto be βWe bring good things to life and vice versaβ
Trying to lose weight so my pants aren't so tight.
I'm trying to get into my own pants.
Im tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and a $20 cover charge.
Don't like the prices, stop coming to my house.
When is a boat wearable?
When it's capsized..
Why is it hard for dwarves to buy alcohol?
Because they're miners
I'm obsessed with owning everything The Beatles recorded.
I NEED HELP.
I'm a firm believer in going Dutch on a first date.
So I took her to see a windmill.
I might be wrong but I don't think this has been posted here
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?
Rock pay-for scissors.
How do you slice middle eastern pizza
with a pizza qatar
Is your butt broken?
It has a crack in it!
