How do you get a cowgirl to like you?

A tractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinsaeA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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The Invisible Man didn't get the job

The interviewer said he couldn't see him in that position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImprudentGoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...

I guess I have to keep holding it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why did I come home to find a police officer in my bed?

They were an undercover cop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jillyjoyohoho
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...

"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Where is truth produced?

In the fact-ory.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Fantastic pun, Al
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Did you hear about the politician with no body?

They say he's ahead in the polls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sublimiacures
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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You know you are upside down when...

...your feet smell and your nose runs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dfthaman
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