My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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A while ago I thought my wife was going to leave me because of my bad posture.

It was just a hunch.

I talked to her about it, turns out I was wrong, and I stand corrected.

I’m really not sure what I was all bent out of shape about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giacal3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My buddy was rushed into the hospital after showing decorticate posturing. He woke up and I asked him if he remembered anything.

He said it felt really apalling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I didn’t think yoga would help my posture...

...but I stand corrected!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajhw13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Why did the ancient Egyptians have such great posture?

There had an abundance of Cairo-practors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogdare
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Had an argument with my physiotherapist regarding my posture

But now I stand corrected

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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My boss said he's sacking the person with the worst posture.

I've got a hunch it may be me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Why do detectives have such bad posture?

Because they always have a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/munti1998
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Had a date with a posture specialist..

She stood me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bermobaron
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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With most people, bad posture doesn't sit well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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It seems that everyone in this sub has great posture

Everyone here is a stickler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nave_plays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What does an Italian say if he wants to start a fight?

(hand posture) you wanna pizza me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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To all the people waiting to find out how to improve your posture...

Sit tight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What did the window say to the door?

I adoor your posture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awsomergamer82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Jack and the Beanstalk meets Little Red Riding Hood

This is the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, after the story ends. After chopping down the beanstalk, Jack realizes that he’s actually pretty damn good with an axe, and casual vegetative vandalism really struck his fancy, so he began chopping down other trees for a living. He became a traveling woodsman, and he enjoyed many years of his simple life of manual labor.

One day, as he chops wood, he hears screams from a nearby cottage. Hurriedly breaking in (because recall: jack has no problem with entering houses uninvited), he sees a cross dressing lycanthrope attempting to devour a little girl dressed all in red and her little grandmother too. Wielding his trusty axe, Jack murdered yet another fantasy creature, and safely led Little Red all the way back home. Answering the door was a beautiful woman of around his age. After sending Little Red to bed, the two of them talked for hours.

One thing led to another, and a year later they were married with a child on the way. They had a beautiful little boy named Jack Junior who followed in his father’s steps to become a woodsman. This was fortunate, because as Junior grew up, Jack was feeling the pain of his previous adventures. An old back injury from jumping from the beanstalk was haunting him, and over time his posture grew more and more hunched. He had a tough time working, but at least Junior was becoming a strapping young man.

One day, Jack and Junior took the long road to the grandmothers place to bring her a meal, just like that fateful trio Red took so many years ago. When they arrived, the grandmother greeted them cheerily, welcoming them in and making conversation. β€œOh Junior,” she said, β€œyou’ve grown into such a handsome and strong young man. It’s so kind of you to handle all the work so your poor father, with his bad back and all, doesn’t have to. Why don’t you have a girlfriend yet?” Junior hesitated. β€œWell Grandma,” he replied. β€œIt’s because... I’m gay”. The close-minded, set-in-her-ways grandma’s expression became stormy. She pulled poor hunched-over Jack into adjacent room, and whispered angrily: β€œJack, your life is a mess! Your posture is terrible and your son isn’t giving me any grandsons!” Jack replied: β€œMa, we’re happy, you can’t just-β€œ But she interrupted. β€œNo excuses!” She snapped. β€œYou need to straighten your lumbar, Jack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coyoteTale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture

I have a hunch, it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch that it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture

I have a hunch, it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I think I have bad posture

But it's just a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankXCIV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch, it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_sixdemonbag_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I think I have bad posture....

But it’s just a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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My boss said he'd fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcallmemuffin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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My boss said that he’s going to fire the person with the worse posture..

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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My boss said he is going to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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I really feel like I have a bad posture.

I have a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atuc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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I think I have bad posture

But that's just a hunch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aleksander3702
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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I got a hunch

...that my posture is bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BidetTheorist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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If you adjust your posture...

....do you stand corrected?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thiswonisloaded
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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I didn’t think wearing orthopaedic shoes would help...

But I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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