Posture Puns

A list of puns related to "Posture"

My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture

I have a hunch, it might be me.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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A while ago I thought my wife was going to leave me because of my bad posture.

It was just a hunch.

I talked to her about it, turns out I was wrong, and I stand corrected.

I’m really not sure what I was all bent out of shape about.

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👤︎ u/giacal3
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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I didn’t think yoga would help my posture...

...but I stand corrected!

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👤︎ u/ajhw13
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Why did the ancient Egyptians have such great posture?

There had an abundance of Cairo-practors

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👤︎ u/dogdare
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Had an argument with my physiotherapist regarding my posture

But now I stand corrected

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👤︎ u/Sammy_Colon
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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My boss said he's sacking the person with the worst posture.

I've got a hunch it may be me

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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Why do detectives have such bad posture?

Because they always have a hunch.

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👤︎ u/munti1998
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Had a date with a posture specialist..

She stood me up.

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👤︎ u/bermobaron
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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With most people, bad posture doesn't sit well.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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To all the people waiting to find out how to improve your posture...

Sit tight

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch that it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture

I have a hunch, it might be me.

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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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I think I have bad posture

But it's just a hunch.

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👤︎ u/BlankXCIV
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch, it might be me.

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👤︎ u/_sixdemonbag_
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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I think I have bad posture....

But it’s just a hunch.

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👤︎ u/JCraay
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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My boss said that he’s going to fire the person with the worse posture..

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/CHEEZY_21
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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My boss said he'd fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/justcallmemuffin
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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My boss said he is going to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 16 2018
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I really feel like I have a bad posture.

I have a hunch.

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👤︎ u/Atuc
📅︎ Feb 24 2017
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I think I have bad posture

But that's just a hunch

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👤︎ u/Aleksander3702
📅︎ Oct 24 2017
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If you adjust your posture...

....do you stand corrected?

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👤︎ u/thiswonisloaded
📅︎ Sep 20 2016
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