My kids think I call my wife dear as a term of endearment...
But it's because of the horns growing out of her head...
I can't put my finger on why but I really like the word endearing
It just has such a ring to it
Took a girl named Amy on a date to Dave & Buster's...
(Dave and Buster's is an arcade)
She absolutely beat me at any shooting game we played, as well as basketball. Afterwards I told her, "I figured out why you beat me at basketball and those shooting games. I have terrible aim, but you're a little more Amy."
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. If you don't get it look up "panda" in the dictionary ...
"Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."
Since today Merriam Webster even has the word dad joke:
"a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny"
My dad sent me this with the title "10/10" (x-post from /r/punny)
I like "je ne sais quoi" puns...
They have a certain... endearing quality that's hard to describe.
