Lance Name Puns

people were called Lance a lot.

Though in the Middle Ages, people were called Lancelot!

But in medieval times people were called lance-a-lot.

But in Midevil times guys were named Lance a lot.

Because in the Middle Ages they used Lance a lot.

I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.

The shirt says "Something Wong? Call an Ambulance."

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Back in medieval times people used to be named Lancelot.

I said "I thought you were Lance, I apologize sinceyourelee".

[my parents bickering like a married couple] My mom: don't get snippy! Lance: my hairdresser gets a bit snippy sometimes

Everyone else: good lord that was majestic

Now I call the other one Highlander

I’ve since changed the name to:

“Lance Armstrong’s Testes”

So my name is Lance and this morning one of my coworkers (Bob) pinged me.

Bob: Is your legal name Lancelot? Just wondering because apparently there's a guy named "Lance Stevenson" in the office but in the intranet phonebook he's "Lancelot Stevenson"

Me: Shhh... I used to go by Lancelot. Now I'm just called Lance a lot.

Bob: groan...

But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.

In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot

But in the medieval times people were called Lancelot

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.

I told my wife I wanted to name our son Lance, but she said it was too uncommon so I explained that in medieval times men where named Lance a lot.