Pike Puns

It didn’t do as well as hoped. Maybe they set the bar too high.

I love it. And I swear the people I bait don't bite. Am I reeling them in? Or just playing hide-the-hook?

Serious question. I fear I'm a pun master with no audience. please help.

A motor-pike and side-carp.

I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.

This is a true story, I'm relaying it as I heard it yesterday.

Yesterday I was at the Summit Shop of Pike's Peak (14,100 feet in elevation) in Colorado. As I was standing in line to purchase a few things from their cafe, among them some of their 'famous' donuts I heard a dad and son have the conversation below:

Son: "These Donuts look weird."

Dad: "That's because they're high altitude donuts."

S: "How do you know they're high altitude donuts?"

D: "Because we're at a high altitude."

Here's a head on a pike.

I took my fiancée to the sea life centre this afternoon. In the walk-through tunnel under the aquarium, she spotted a fish which had a large wound on its side which looked quite nasty.

"I wonder what happened to it" she asked.

"Maybe it fell off its motor-pike" I replied.

Eye rolling commenced.

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