A Concert Pun
My wife and I went to a concert today and someone in the audience started clapping before the music finished. It was a case of premature adulation.
Why doesn't Batman go to Ozzy Osbourne concerts?
Because he doesn't exist.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
What concert costs 45 cents
50 cent, nickelback
(idk if this joke was used yet, my dad told me this joke a while ago)
Wanna go to an underwater concert?
I heard shrimp bizkit will be there.
I went to a Beach Boys concert a while back
Going to a rock concert is a near-deaf experience
Just performed in my first concert in China
The crowd was so impressed, they gave me a standing of asian
I went to The Weeknd's concert. He invited me onstage to sing the chorus to one of his songs!
But there were so many stage lights turned towards me that…
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.
My Dad showed me a picture of him at a REM concert "Look" he said.
That's me in the corner...
EDIT. Sorry that was just a dream
A proctologist hurt his eardrums at a rock concert
In fact, he nearly rectum
Where’s the best place to play a rock concert?
Why does a pigeons coo not echo in a concert hall?
What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?
Why were the guest performers arrested after the concert?
Because they stole the show.
There's a benefit concert for dolphin conservation at the camping grounds
It's for all in tents and porpoises
Me to my deaf friend: why risk going to a rock concert with the pandemic raging and all?
My deaf friend: heard immunity
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.
If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.
I was supposed to go to a salt n pepa concert next week
Unfortunately, due to the coronavirus they had to push it
Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled
Me: wow that’s disconcerting
One time I paid $20 to see Prince in concert
but I partied like it's $19.99.
I was at a concert but the singer got delayed
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
I just saw a concert at my favorite auto shop.
They're a pretty good garage band.
What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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50 cent feat Nickelback...
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50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
I went to a Beach Boys concert a while back.
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"What concert costs just 45 cents?"
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What concert costs just 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
I was supposed to go to a salt an pepa concert last week
Unfortunately, due to lockdown, they had to push it
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...
50 cents featuring Nickelback
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback
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