Why does Waldo wear stripes?

So he won’t be spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
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Two farmers were talking. "Mate, why do all your sheep have those black stripes on their sides?"

" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "

"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"

"Baa codes mate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
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If I said I could be a tiger without stripes....

I'd be lion

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What has Stars and Stripes and goes buzz?

A USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
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Why does Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books wear stripes?

Cause he doesn’t wanna be spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucas1607
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why does Wally wear stripes? /r/Jokes/comments/eb6dks/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/icyhero
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Why do zebras have stripes?

Because they don't want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackforrestcake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Why does Waldo wear stripes on his shirt

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blockofmozzarella
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Me: A leopard can't chang its stripes

My son: Dad leopards have spots Me: well what do you know, they did it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why do tigers have stripes?

So they don’t get spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthDog371
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

So he isn’t spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0102jl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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So, basically, Waldo wears stripes because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DawnOfArkham
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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Which side of a tiger has the most stripes?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brownie-mix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Why do tigers have stripes?

So they cant be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snerlord
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Why does Where's Waldo wear stripes?
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Why do tigers have stripes?

So you can't spot them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newt24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't like being spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikkobe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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why does Waldo always wear stripes?

Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slap_shot18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2016
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We should genetically engineer a long fruit with blue stars and red/white stripes on it.

It should be called "The Star-Spangled Bananer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chezni19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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"Daddy why are you wearing stripes?"

"So I don't get spotted."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cynicaldead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2016
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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why did Waldo wear stripes?

Because he did not want to be spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneybot13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He didn't want to be spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gl3nnsth3man
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Why did Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikkobe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

So he isn't spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KommunistKamron
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn’t want to be spotted.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn’t want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevtrev160
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't wanna be spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YerFriend
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't want to be spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anser_Galapagos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2017
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Which side of the zebra has the most stripes?

The outside!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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