A list of puns related to "Zebra Stripes"
Because they don't want to be spotted.
The outside
While we were looking at the zebras and trying to point out the baby zebra to my daughter...
"Hey honey, that baby zebra looks like it's foal of stripes."
So a while back I had some friends come in from out of town. We went to the zoo and there were 2 pens of zebras. A friend asked why and I said, "Well those ones are white with black stripes and those ones are black with white stripes." I regret nothing.
First one, we were in some really bad St. Paddy's Day traffic. The people around us were honking and getting pissed and cutting each other off. She remarked that "someone's gonna get in an accident...well, in this case it would be an 'on purpose.'"
Second one, we were at the zoo and I pointed out the zebras, saying that I had spotted them. "Uh, don't you mean you striped them?"
The outside!
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