I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, β€œYou know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”

He said, β€œI hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thereelaman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?

'You're stripping me of a job.'

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2016
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What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?

Debra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colinmacus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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Why did the lion cross the road?

To stop the Zebra crossing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlieb2007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What goes black white black white black white black white?

A zebra crossing a zebra crossing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisdq17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Two Donkeys were Standing on the Side of the Road...

One donkey said to the other β€œshall we cross over?” The other said, β€œwe had better be careful look what happened to the Zebra!”

As told to me by my son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bic_Parker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Why did the lion crash his car?

He got distracted by the zebra crossing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captmomo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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