Jaywalking Puns

A list of puns related to "Jaywalking"

I jaywalked on the way to work this morning. A traffic cop stopped me and handed me a whale.

He said he was "giving me a cetacean for not crossing at the light."

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👤︎ u/grecianformula69
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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What happened to the man who stepped on a blue jay

He was arrested for jaywalking

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👤︎ u/TripleH501
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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What is it called when Gatsby crosses the street?

Jaywalking.

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👤︎ u/afistofirony
📅︎ Oct 08 2014
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