I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?
'You're stripping me of a job.'
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra
Why did the lion cross the road?
To stop the Zebra crossing
What goes black white black white black white black white?
A zebra crossing a zebra crossing.
Two Donkeys were Standing on the Side of the Road...
One donkey said to the other “shall we cross over?” The other said, “we had better be careful look what happened to the Zebra!”
As told to me by my son.
Why did the lion crash his car?
He got distracted by the zebra crossing.
