They don't want to be spotted
For holding up ze German boobies.
They are literally black and white.
…so they are not spotted.
/easily
"Don't mind if I Zoo."
She just gave me a glare and went back to what she was doing.
Totally worth it.
(French accent) To support ze boobies.
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
.... the Lion said “ I’m game!”.
... they're called the Zbruhs.
The outside
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
They can’t find the barcode
Baby zebras
Debra
'You're stripping me of a job.'
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
But they'd be lion.
Because they're convicted horse felons.
Ask me what they're convicted of... ...
"Horseshit."
My fiance said this joke the other day. It's so bad you can't help but laugh.
Was at dinner with my SO's parents tonight when the subject of exotic animal meat for consumption came up.
SO: I was hoping I could try Zebra while I was overseas last year but never got the chance.
SO's dad: yeah, I bet Zebra is chockfull of white meat, dark meat, white meat, dark meat, white meat....
Because they don't want to be spotted.
The outside!
