Spring is here!

I'm so excited I wet my plants.

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📅︎ Mar 23 2015
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Got the gas station clerk today

I put my goods on the counter and he rings them up. He proceeds to tell me that the total is seven eleven ($7.11). I look at him sternly and reply, "no, this is Chevron". He wasn't nearly as amused as I was.

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📅︎ Dec 22 2015
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