What do you do when you are bored?
Scientists became so bored of watching the Earth spin that after 24 hours
I tried telling a joke at prom but my audience seemed pretty bored...
I guess the punch line was too long.
I’ve been bored recently,
so I started to take up fencing. The neighbors threatened to call the police if I didn’t put it back.
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
Got a email today from a 'Bored Housewife, 32, looking for some action."
I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy.
Why did the bored guy walk to the fish market.
I gave a bored king a comedian to try to entertain him
He appreciated the jester
I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.'
What do they want a medal?
2 midgets are sitting around bored.
One of them pulls out some weed and asks his mate, "Wanna get medium."
I got bored in Online class
A guy is sitting on his couch bored.
He decides he wants to spice up his day and call his dealer. He asks his dealer, "hey, do you have anything new I haven't tried?" His dealer responds, "I just got some new weed named after old cartoon characters! It's some potent stuff!" The guy accepts this and meets up with the dealer. When he gets back home, he goes to roll a joint and finds that it just doesn't want to stay rolled and keeps coming apart. Frustrated, he calls the dealer back. "This shit just won't stay rolled! What did you sell me?" The dealer responds, "that's just how the scooby doobie do!"
What does a bored trampoline jumper say?
"Okay, bye. I'm gonna bounce now."
I'm bored
Alright let's go watch MS Paint dry.
My chemistry book from high school... I was bored.
What did the atom do when he got bored?
So bored during quarantine, I decided to get paperview.
I'm so bored, i was about to run around the house naked. But then i drank a bottle of windex...
It stopped me from streaking.
Now that people are isolated and bored they make a lot more dad jokes
My sister just said “I’m bored.”
My dad said,
“Hi bored I’m nail!”
I've been so bored lately that I've been sprinkling water on people's lawns in the morning.
It gives me something to dew.
Got bored with my usual beverages so I instead tried soaking a book in hot water.
It wasn't great, but at least it was a novel tea.
Got bored on history lesson
One of my friends recently told me he’s bored and looking for a fun new hobby. I suggested getting involved in political protesting.
A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."
Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."
Bored? Need a new hobby?
Try blindfold archery.
You don't know what you're missing!
Was bored and made this. Please acknowledge
When I'm bored I like to sprinkle dried herbs into my palms
I have way too much thyme on my hands.
I was bored so I dug three holes in my backyard.
My wife came home and said "Well, well, well..."
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
Scientists became so bored of watching the Earth spin that after 24 hours
I was watching the rotation of the Earth, but I got bored after 24 hours.
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I was so bored over quarantine that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary
I learned next to nothing
Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of a dictionary
I learned next to nothing
I was so bored I memorized six pages of a dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I got so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I was really bored, so I decided to memorize 6 pages of the dictionary.
I learned Next to Nothing.
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