Board Bored Puns

I realize they are in fact made of particle board.

But really. They should be made of cardboard because we play cards on them.

Haha

Ok lame joke. I'll stop drinking coffee now.

My dad said,

“Hi bored I’m nail!”

And he says no, I'm traveling light.

He was talking about my best planking times (because he likes to keep me athletic) while looking through a record of my planking times, and believed that I could have worked for a longer duration on one session.

I said, " Yeah, I just got bored."

He retorted, "You didn't get board, you got plank."

Me: Dad, I'm bored! Dad: I'm chairman of the board

UGHHHHH DAAAAAAD.

I work at insurance agency owned by two brothers and their sons. The grandmother is visiting and one of the sons tells her that the toys she had previously brought for the kids to play with in the waiting room are too loud and that we need quiet toys instead. I said that there aren't any quiet toys that exist and his grandma replies with "well there's board games". I reply, "well those aren't fun, they're BORED all the time."

Audible groan from everyone.

Mother-in-law: "We need to get out the board games..."

Sister-in-law: (With a smerky grin) Why... are you BORED! hahaha

My family and I are sitting around a table playing Monopoly, and I say "I'm kinda getting bored."

My dad replies, "Why do you think they call them board games?"