Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
Jesus was a bore
And look how hole-y he turned out
When I was younger, people said I bore a strong resemblance to Nikola Tesla.
I would simply respond, “shocking isn’t it.”
Now that I’m older, I look more like Albert Einstein, relatively speaking
Who's in charge of the militarised tunnel bore?
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
Daughter (complaining): :Daaaad, that's boring!" Son (overhearing end of conversation): "What's boring?"
Me (to son): digging holes in the ground.
mum: snigger
Internet seems boring in 2021
Or at least not as “flashy”
Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.
The Boring Company
What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didn’t Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it ‚Elon-Gates Tunnels‘?
I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.'
What do they want a medal?
2 midgets are sitting around bored.
One of them pulls out some weed and asks his mate, "Wanna get medium."
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
I got bored in Online class
What does a bored trampoline jumper say?
"Okay, bye. I'm gonna bounce now."
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
I played golf and it was boring.
Well that's just par for the course.
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours
I thought getting a bank account would be boring
but I've slowly gained interest
Drilling holes is boring
I’ll just see myself out, thanks.
I'm bored
Alright let's go watch MS Paint dry.
Which way to go? The boring way or the...
Refrigerators look kinda boring
But actually they're pretty cool
I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with
But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab
My chemistry book from high school... I was bored.
I’m in a really boring geology class...
I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..
My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
What did the atom do when he got bored?
It's been 6 months since I've had chicken.
Today I will be talking about the Makita 18V Cordless 1/2-Inch Hammer Drive
Me: See? To prove I'm not a boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
I fell asleep during Catholic mass.
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
Thor Ragnarok?
Pff... more like Bore Ragnarok...
What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?
I used to dig trenches under roads for a living
but I had to quit because it was just boring.
I'm so bored, i was about to run around the house naked. But then i drank a bottle of windex...
It stopped me from streaking.
Why are all-weld aluminum boats so boring?
They have never done anything riveting.
Bungalows are so boring
They only have one Story to tell...
So bored during quarantine, I decided to get paperview.
I've been so bored lately that I've been sprinkling water on people's lawns in the morning.
It gives me something to dew.
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I was so bored over quarantine that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary
I learned next to nothing
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