Internet seems boring in 2021
Or at least not as “flashy”
Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.
Daughter (complaining): :Daaaad, that's boring!" Son (overhearing end of conversation): "What's boring?"
Me (to son): digging holes in the ground.
mum: snigger
The Boring Company
What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didn’t Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it ‚Elon-Gates Tunnels‘?
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
I played golf and it was boring.
Well that's just par for the course.
I thought getting a bank account would be boring
but I've slowly gained interest
Drilling holes is boring
I’ll just see myself out, thanks.
Which way to go? The boring way or the...
Refrigerators look kinda boring
But actually they're pretty cool
I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with
But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab
I’m in a really boring geology class...
I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..
Me: See? To prove I'm not a boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
Why are all-weld aluminum boats so boring?
They have never done anything riveting.
Bungalows are so boring
They only have one Story to tell...
I recently got a job making roads, it's boring as
Do you know why I named my drilling company Concrete Boring, Inc.?
Because it isn’t very interesting.
A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."
Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."
I've heard that Neil Armstrong used to tell really boring jokes about the moon that nobody understood.
I guess you had to be there.
Not much to see here, just a boring machine.
You know what’s really boring?
Digging giant tunnels underground.
In a museum, found the boring bit
Geologists aren’t boring...
My son says my new tool is boring.
Son, it is called "drilling"
Y'all might think that old people are boring
But you have to admit, their chairs are rockin'
You know what I find boring?
Drilling holes into things.
My friend said that all bartenders are boring, which was a bit cynical in my eyes.
I think they're intoxicating people.
What is the most boring aircraft?
Who are the most boring people?
Tesla, SpaceX, and the Boring Co. are three Musk tiers
Why are ancient history lecturers boring?
Meteorologists are boring...
...all they ever want to talk about is the weather.
What do you call a boring Elephant?
I have never liked boring women.
Which is why I keep my mouth closed.
Dad: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo
Mom: Oh cool! It's... uh?
Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Mom: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...
Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat
Drilling holes is really boring
Dad: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo.
Wife: Oh cool! It's... uh?
Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Wife: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...
Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat!
Drilling holes is boring work.
Drilling holes is boring work.
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