Drilling holes is boring

I’ll just see myself out, thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealBobbyC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I was bored so I dug three holes in my backyard.

My wife came home and said "Well, well, well..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farzo_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My son was in the garden, digging a hole. I thought he would get bored and stop but he kept digging until he hit water.

I’ve taught him well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Boring comic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweetBitterComics
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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My dad was drilling holes in a piece of wood...

And I was watching him for a few minutes and I started to walk away And he shouted out "What am I boring?" I replied "no, not at all" He shouted out as I walked away " of course I'm boring! Boring holes that is!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sexydrapes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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I just watched a video on joining two pieces of sheet metal together. It was riveting.

I didn't watch the hole thing though. That would be boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichardHuman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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Dessert Puns

I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.


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Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.


I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.


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The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.


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You know you’re a mom if… Popsicles have become a staple food.


Mexican candy makes my taste buds say β€œOLE!”


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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Got my coworker while we were installing sprinklers

First off, some context. When you have to run pipe under a sidewalk, we use a metal rod with a spiral tip to make a hole that's called a bore rod.

We were putting it away and I asked "does this look a little dull?"

"Huh? Dull?"

"Yeah I watched it earlier and it looked like it was boring."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aj45
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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Dad, I'm bored....

Me: I'm so bored Dad: Where's the hole in you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barofsoap30
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2016
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Went to the hardware store and bought some peg board.

The bearded salesman said "There's no discount for the holes." I mentioned that I used to operate the machine that drilled holes in acoustic tiles. He said "I bet that was a boring job". He was in full dad mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Time_for_a_cuppa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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Drilling holes is really boring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Drilling holes is boring work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Drilling holes is boring work.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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