Real story: I was talking to the Waitress at a breakfast restaurant where a Jeep wheel had just blown out the front window.

I told her she looked exhausted. When you start your day like that you’re tired all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyNow646
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, β€œWhat’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

β€œCurrently”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I had a cancer scare recently. The doctor said I may have full blown colon cancer

Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/middleraged
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Full blown MAIDS.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/uspostman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Portland police are claiming protesters have blown up the courthouse toilets...

Apparently... They have nothing to go on at this time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7PrawnStar7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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He has blown away his competitors.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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I am absolutely blown away...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flyer_of_Planes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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My neighbor kept running across my lawn and then pretends to get blown up by explosives.

I’m tired of his mine games.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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When the weatherman said there was a tornado in the area I was blown away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ailyara
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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MIND = BLOWN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeesefonduue
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What did the President say when his prepared remarks got blown away by the wind?

Nothing, he was speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liams_Nissan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Bruh, now i know why none of my posts have blown up, it's coz i asked to have them all in one piece yesterday.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetusdeleetus101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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When the suicide bomber discovered that he can detonate bombs with his phone, his mind was blown...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatokingXII
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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My new fan purchase has truly blown me away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonixious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances

They said it smells like Foul Play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riptide747
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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A terrorist walks into a bar and says I'm so excited to show everyone this cool bomb they're gonna be blown away!!
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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I was watching a war movie today and a guy's leg got blown off...

I couldn't tell whether it was CGI or a stump double

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegame20
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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I was driving and saw a Schmitt bread truck with a blown tire on the side of the road.

I was alone in the car, but still said "I bet he's having a schmitty day" and giggled like a dumbass all the way home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wootiown
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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My wife is totally blown away by all the cute cat pictures on Reddit.

She's in aww.

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