When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...

I love a driving wind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...

"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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A gust of wind blew my wife’s skirt up during our trip to France

That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?

The big one, because the other was a little moron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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We should call Tornado Alley the "Gust Belt"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wild-tangent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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What do you call a person who disses abusive words

Dis-cuss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.

I was in diss-gust.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I just got a new job of drying plates with a hair dryer...

It’s dish-gusting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finn-GJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years.

An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years. He'd had many bees he gave names to, like Buzz or Stripe or Sting. He got a kick out of naming them and he would spend hours with them crawling on his hands, looking at them, holding them gently and humming little songs.

One year, the hive had a new queen, and she was the most magnificent thing he'd ever seen. He usually gave them clever names like Honey, but this one was just too gorgeous for that. He named her Beauty, and he would hum to her everyday as the sun went down.

One day, during a particularly beautiful sunset, the old man was watching his queen as she peddled around in the palm of his hand, singing to her gently, when a gust of wind suddenly blew some debris toward his face. Without thinking, he reacted, moving his hands fast toward his face, and smashed the queen right into his own eye. And so I guess what they say is true, Beauty really is in the eye of the bee holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Theres this bar on a cliff

And 5 guys in it A bartender A news journalists And 3 friends Everyone expect bartender is smashed and the news journalists gets up, and walks out, he walks off the cliff and just floats. There, he walks back inside. One of the 3 friends says, wow, how did you do that? The, news journalist says " wow, at this time of day, at this time of month, in this specific cliff, there's a gust of wind that will let you float there for about an hour " the other man goes "really" " yea" so the man walks outside and off the cliff and falls to his death. The bar tender says "super man your a dick when you're drunk 🍺😜

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πŸ‘€︎ u/master13123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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The draft in here is so bad the hairs on the back of my neck are standing at attention.

Both "draft" as in compulsory enlistment and "draft" as in a gust of wind or cold air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gayburn_Wright
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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