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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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A pun for current times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_boy57
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?

A good rock band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioWoLFex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Our current situation in a nutshell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fishkatze
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What did Tesla's wife say about his new electric current

"he's going through a phase"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call the most current Samsung that is presently available?

Samsings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Summing up the current coronavirus pandemic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj_seravla
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.

Some may even call it Beta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananawhack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..

..Deficiteroles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...

It only knew twigonometry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Arguing over current events is perfectly natural, but there’s a time and a place.

It makes people uncomfortable when they see you mask debating in public.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimgolgari
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery

When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unhertz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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The FDA recently mandated that chocolate has to contain 12% cacao instead of the current 10%.

Looks like they're raising the chocolate bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atlantic14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I thought this was appropriate given our current circumstances. One of those jokes that makes you stop and chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/winberry5253
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Electric current events. /r/Jokes/comments/gttx2j/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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If i intend to buy an electric car, do i need a current driving license?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VladdyThePapi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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If we would explain the the current US political situation to the 2010 us at a fantasy fare, they would jokingly call it some batshit magic 'Hocus POTUS'...
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Toilet paper companies have decided against increasing production to meet current demands.

They said it would make business plunge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOrderOfARA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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A current Dad joke!

All children born within the next year or two will be part of the group known as β€œCoronnials”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thundapurr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.

I need to be kinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strmgdndl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I told my boss that three companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay at my current job.

"Which companies are after you?" my boss asked. "Gas, electric and cable" I responded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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If a battery is dead does that mean it is current ly not working.

I kind of thought it was a positive joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendeqtele
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My current driving situation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenshortdays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Isn't all marine traffic 'current'?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanjently
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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If you’re happy right now as an electrician, your passion is current
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigreye007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.

They've just been out of the loop for too long.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I’ve peaked. My girlfriend and her friend are both leaving their current jobs for better positions. This is the best joke I’ve ever made.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/T3hN1nj4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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If a battery is dead does that mean it is current ly not working. reddit.com/r/puns/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendeqtele
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My grandpa always said, β€œAlways try to be the fish going against the current.”

Good man. Got electrocuted every day though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Back in the 1970s, AC/DC was current.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/butterfly_burps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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β€œI only listen to current music”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourSAS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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If my current career doesn't work out, I might have a future in stripping.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kellyjandrews
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
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I hear that the Arctic Monkeys recently sold a Carpet to the current Real Madrid manager.

I bet that it looks good on Zidane's floor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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In Current Events...

We went rafting today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterj2378
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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"Yeah our current employees are pretty lame" - Management
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
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No matter what happens in music, AC/DC will always be current
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πŸ‘€︎ u/memes4days
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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I'm currently attending a coding bootcamp and our current sprint is recreating a youtube client with reactJS...

The name of the page we're creating is recast.ly => Rick Astley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glitchsbrew
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Which rock band is always current?

AC⚑️DC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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My Dad is a little confused about current fashion trends.

I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.

Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.

Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.

Me: That's a TV show.

Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizkidmn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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How do sea animals forecast current patterns?

They use algae-rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I asked my dad if I should quit my current job to be a pilates instructor instead.

He said to me, "son, that move will need some big balls."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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There's a fine line between alternating current and direct current...

AC/DC

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Girl are you Electric current?

Cuz, you're a q/t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSwastik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Do you need a current driver's license to drive an electric car
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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