Current Events
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A pun for current times
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Our current situation in a nutshell
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What did Tesla's wife say about his new electric current
"he's going through a phase"
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call the most current Samsung that is presently available?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Summing up the current coronavirus pandemic
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︎ Jul 25 2020
The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.
Some may even call it Beta
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..
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︎ Aug 03 2020
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Arguing over current events is perfectly natural, but thereβs a time and a place.
It makes people uncomfortable when they see you mask debating in public.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery
When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
The FDA recently mandated that chocolate has to contain 12% cacao instead of the current 10%.
Looks like they're raising the chocolate bar.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I thought this was appropriate given our current circumstances. One of those jokes that makes you stop and chuckle.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
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︎ Jun 07 2020
If i intend to buy an electric car, do i need a current driving license?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
If we would explain the the current US political situation to the 2010 us at a fantasy fare, they would jokingly call it some batshit magic 'Hocus POTUS'...
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Toilet paper companies have decided against increasing production to meet current demands.
They said it would make business plunge.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
A current Dad joke!
All children born within the next year or two will be part of the group known as βCoronnialsβ.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
I told my boss that three companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay at my current job.
"Which companies are after you?" my boss asked.
"Gas, electric and cable" I responded.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
If a battery is dead does that mean it is current ly not working.
I kind of thought it was a positive joke.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
My current driving situation
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Isn't all marine traffic 'current'?
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︎ Apr 26 2019
If youβre happy right now as an electrician, your passion is current
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︎ Oct 02 2019
Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.
They've just been out of the loop for too long.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Iβve peaked. My girlfriend and her friend are both leaving their current jobs for better positions. This is the best joke Iβve ever made.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
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︎ Nov 04 2019
My grandpa always said, βAlways try to be the fish going against the current.β
Good man. Got electrocuted every day though.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
Back in the 1970s, AC/DC was current.
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︎ Nov 18 2018
βI only listen to current musicβ
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︎ Mar 28 2018
If my current career doesn't work out, I might have a future in stripping.
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︎ Jun 28 2017
I hear that the Arctic Monkeys recently sold a Carpet to the current Real Madrid manager.
I bet that it looks good on Zidane's floor.
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︎ Aug 11 2019
In Current Events...
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︎ Jul 14 2019
"Yeah our current employees are pretty lame" - Management
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︎ Jun 28 2017
No matter what happens in music, AC/DC will always be current
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︎ Oct 05 2017
I'm currently attending a coding bootcamp and our current sprint is recreating a youtube client with reactJS...
The name of the page we're creating is recast.ly => Rick Astley.
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︎ Oct 03 2018
Which rock band is always current?
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︎ Oct 20 2017
My Dad is a little confused about current fashion trends.
I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.
Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.
Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.
Me: That's a TV show.
Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.
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How do sea animals forecast current patterns?
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︎ Mar 31 2019
I asked my dad if I should quit my current job to be a pilates instructor instead.
He said to me, "son, that move will need some big balls."
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︎ Feb 13 2019
There's a fine line between alternating current and direct current...
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︎ Dec 28 2017
Girl are you Electric current?
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︎ Mar 13 2018
Do you need a current driver's license to drive an electric car
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