What brought Israel to the current times?
What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?
Our current situation in a nutshell
Summing up the current coronavirus pandemic
What did Tesla's wife say about his new electric current
"he's going through a phase"
What do you call the most current Samsung that is presently available?
The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.
Some may even call it Beta
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..
Arguing over current events is perfectly natural, but there’s a time and a place.
It makes people uncomfortable when they see you mask debating in public.
The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery
When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.
I thought this was appropriate given our current circumstances. One of those jokes that makes you stop and chuckle.
The FDA recently mandated that chocolate has to contain 12% cacao instead of the current 10%.
Looks like they're raising the chocolate bar.
If i intend to buy an electric car, do i need a current driving license?
If we would explain the the current US political situation to the 2010 us at a fantasy fare, they would jokingly call it some batshit magic 'Hocus POTUS'...
I told my boss that three companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay at my current job.
"Which companies are after you?" my boss asked.
"Gas, electric and cable" I responded.
A current Dad joke!
All children born within the next year or two will be part of the group known as “Coronnials”.
In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.
If a battery is dead does that mean it is current ly not working.
I kind of thought it was a positive joke.
Isn't all marine traffic 'current'?
My current driving situation
If my current career doesn't work out, I might have a future in stripping.
If you’re happy right now as an electrician, your passion is current
“I only listen to current music”
I’ve peaked. My girlfriend and her friend are both leaving their current jobs for better positions. This is the best joke I’ve ever made.
My grandpa always said, “Always try to be the fish going against the current.”
Good man. Got electrocuted every day though.
Back in the 1970s, AC/DC was current.
"Yeah our current employees are pretty lame" - Management
Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.
They've just been out of the loop for too long.
No matter what happens in music, AC/DC will always be current
I hear that the Arctic Monkeys recently sold a Carpet to the current Real Madrid manager.
I bet that it looks good on Zidane's floor.
My Dad is a little confused about current fashion trends.
I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.
Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.
Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.
Me: That's a TV show.
Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.
Which rock band is always current?
I'm currently attending a coding bootcamp and our current sprint is recreating a youtube client with reactJS...
The name of the page we're creating is recast.ly => Rick Astley.
How do sea animals forecast current patterns?
There's a fine line between alternating current and direct current...
Girl are you Electric current?
I asked my dad if I should quit my current job to be a pilates instructor instead.
He said to me, "son, that move will need some big balls."
I wish characters from Disney animation would explain current events to me.
I'd love to see Brexit Ralph.
Do you need a current driver's license to drive an electric car
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