I said, "I've never had a job working in a nutshell."
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the gate.
“Really?” the coworker asks. “What showed you she really loved you?”
“She was just really excited to have me around,” the man replied. “Like when the mailman and FedEx guy came to the door she shouted excitedly, ‘My husband is home! My husband is home!’”
ex and The City
It had an ex-axis and a why-axis
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/btsq5u/my_dad_will_be_telling_dad_jokes_till_the_end/
Well, I remembered something else he said once that I find hilarious (now) that you may also.
When I was a kid my chore was to do the dishes, by hand, after every meal bar holidays when I had help and the week of my birthday. One particular time, I must have been about 15 when I asked my Dad, Why don't we use the dishwasher, its easier and it's right next to me?
In the proud tradition of Dads before him he answered, We are using the dishwasher, now hurry up and quit complaining.
I laugh now in hindsight, and for some reason really enjoy doing dishes by hand.
Which is probably why I'm no longer a barman.
He said it was an Obama-nation
Laugh out loud, Jay Kay.
Seems like its a... Logical thing to do
Terrible ex a cushion
I had hopped for a better time.
But I guess that's how it works when you date internationally.
I said, "Well, I got the bus...went for a coffee...then walked here."
To find another so quickly was no small "feet".
He never worked without a net.
I suppose you could say he got to play because Drew bled so.
I've got a pretty good col-ex-tion going on.
