Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
A pre-surgical trans man goes to the doctor
Doc: “Have you had any surgeries?”
F2M: “Yes. I had appendicitis.”
Doc: “Ah. Appendectomy. How can I help you today?”
F2M: “Addadicktome.”
Why were sports stadiums so much cooler pre-COVID?
Because there were so many more fans.
Better not buy pre-shredded cheese
Because doing it yourself is grate
i pre-ordered an xbox
I just felt sorry for my homeless ex girlfriend
A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
The U.S. needs to stop selling pre-packaged shredded cheese!
Make America Grate Again!
There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
Now that the USA is no longer the pre-eminent superpower of the world, what's next?
Had to remove a load of German names and stuff from my pre-owned iPhone..
Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
Pre pear yourself for a bad pun
It’s not a real economic downturn until people stop buying pre-shredded cheese.
That’s the start of the grate depression
I'm not a dad yet, so I like to call my dad jokes, pre-dad jokes
Because I have to preheat the oven
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
Wife was having a pre melanoma removed.
I asked the nurse if they used a melonoma baller to remove it.
Which nursery rhyme got Sean Connery kicked out of pre-school?
If Pres. Obama did another AMA, can we title it obAMA?
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
The pre-daiper era must've been pretty shitty.
A great thing about communism is that your value is pre determined...
❤❤❤ And you're priceless ❤❤❤
So I asked my dad if he pre-cooked the grilled chicken.
He responded with, “It’s not walking away.”
Two astronauts were fighting during pre-launch
One finally said, "I need some more space!"
You guys liked my previous post about my Dads pre-emergency surgery Dad joke...
Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/btsq5u/my_dad_will_be_telling_dad_jokes_till_the_end/
Well, I remembered something else he said once that I find hilarious (now) that you may also.
When I was a kid my chore was to do the dishes, by hand, after every meal bar holidays when I had help and the week of my birthday. One particular time, I must have been about 15 when I asked my Dad, Why don't we use the dishwasher, its easier and it's right next to me?
In the proud tradition of Dads before him he answered, We are using the dishwasher, now hurry up and quit complaining.
I laugh now in hindsight, and for some reason really enjoy doing dishes by hand.
How do dogs pre-write an essay?
Someone told me their pre-tax income.
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
If a farmer tills a field so he can plant pear trees, is he "pre-pearing"?
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Ban pre-shredded cheese!
Make America Grate Again!
Don't buy pre-shredded cheese.
Make America grate again!
A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Donald trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America Grate Again.
Ban pre shredded cheese.
Make America grate again!
I wonder if Donald Trump hates pre shredded cheese...
Because he wants to make America grate again
Ban pre-shredded cheese
Make America grate again!
This just in, Donald Trump is banning all pre-shredded cheese in America
I guess he’s keeping to his promise of “Make America Grate Again!”
Donald Trump has proposed a ban on pre-shredded cheese.
He said he wants to Make America Grate Again.
I just read a book on pre-classical Greek literature in Braille.
It felt like ancient history.
It’s been a month since I quit my job transcribing pre-Classical Greek lit into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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