Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.
He's not out of the Woods yet!
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people....
......make up 75% of the world's population.
How did exicutioners hear about the latest criminals?
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
Latest Dad Joke
I usually tell my kids a bedtime story, but the other night they kept asking for another to avoid going to bed. I told them that I was a “1-story” Daddy. My son asked me why, and I said that I was under 6 ft so I couldn’t be a 2-story.
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
Has anyone heard the latest breaking news about the M25?
Its going all around London
Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?
They got there ok but then things went south.
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
What did the naked minstrel call his latest song?
I love the latest album by The Quilts.
They’re my favorite cover band.
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
Asked my son if he and his friends, were playing the latest Virtual Reality game.
Nickleback's latest single about fake African quadrupeds
"Look at this faux-giraffe"
Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
Dud you hear the latest from The FatRat?
He walked into his studio and all he found was DeadMau5
What did the Nissan head designer say when he saw the latest design made by his team?
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption...
The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.
My latest cross stitch creations
A chef excitedly calls up his friend to tell him about his latest creation
"I've just discovered the recipe for an amazing type of cheese sauce made with cheese, butter, flour, milk, and peppers!" he exclaims.
The friend, unimpressed, replies, "K, so?"
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
I'm very proud of my latest work. To make good puns, you need to have the drive
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the latest Batman film. Our dates so far can be summarised as follows:
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman
It seems the latest iPhone hints at the existence of an afterlife.
People ask me where I found my latest dad joke.
Trump's latest rant: STOP CALLING ME ORANGE!
Upgrading to the latest version of Microsoft Office can cure your depression.
It really improves your Outlook.
My latest dad joke
http://imgur.com/gallery/9nbmpPA
I missed my latest cooking class,
I have some ketchup to do.
Have you seen the latest Italian Musical?
It was so good, it won a rigatoni.
The latest royal baby just began speaking today! No comment from Buckingham Palace so far.
Apparently, Mum's the word.
If you haven't heard of the latest trends, then Dwaine Johnson must be living above you
Did you hear about the latest thing Donald Trump is trying to do? He’s planning to ban shredded cheese.
He just wants to make America grate again.
If you like the latest kind of IPA...
...then you're into hip hop.
You guys hear about the latest batch of Jim Beam? I've been told it's pretty lit.
You hear about the latest book on poltergeists?
It's flying off the shelves.
How do the sisters feel about the latest sex scandal in the Catholic Church?
Are glass coffins the latest fashion trend?
The latest despot's name is Richard Potato,
But his friends just call him Dick Tater.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
What do you call a dinosaur that knows the latest dance move?
I'm a dad, and I collect dad jokes as if they were works of art. Here is my latest acquisition.
I think Alan Tudyk's latest tweet belongs here
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