He was renting the Tardis all along
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rejectedtuna
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Why did the 10th Doctor never feel like he owned the Tardis?

Because he was just a tenant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Got_walked_in_on
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What do you call a TARDIS that isn't on time?

A tardy TARDIS.

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This ones hard to explain but you kind of need an image.

So if a tardis is a police booth. Then a porta potty is a turdis.

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GF: "You made good time today"

Me: "I only use the best ingredients"

gf gives me a look

GF: "Ingredients for time?"

Me: "I never use tardy sauce"

gf leaves room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/droptheone
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Where do late sailors come from?

Missedhisshippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N64GC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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A joke from my boyfriend’s dad

What do you call a dog in a TARDIS?

DOGtor Who

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ilovegingerhair18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen: What do you call raw meat that's running late?

Tardy Tartar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belspethen
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How does Spanish Dr Who greet people?

Buenas TARDIS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89odev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Made this, your SO's will eat it up imgur.com/tN3eFAc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevincredible22
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Not a dad joke, but my high school art teacher

I always had his class right after lunch and would often be a little late because of traffic and whatever. Every time someone was late a second time he would say. " that's your second tardy; you know what that makes you?" "Retardy" his delivery was always with a straight face and then he would laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brownboy83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2013
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Really, dad?

"If I had a TARDIS or a DeLorean for transportation, I'd take it from time to time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvyHav3n
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Dadjoked my girlfriend this morning

Me: "What would happen if that girl who sang 'Royals' found a TARDIS?"

Her: "Uh?"

Me: "She'd be a Time Lorde"

Cue exasperated sighs

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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My dad got me in the car

So my dad and I were talking in the car about school and being late to class and when I mentioned having multiple incidents where I was late to class he said "does that make you re-tardy?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonoveltieshere
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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Daughter didn't appreciate my Dr. Who joke

My 14 year old daughter hangs drawings on her wall that her friends have drawn for her. I noticed a new one that looked like a building with a light on it. I asked her who drew the building. She said "my friend Eilene did and its supposed to be a Tardis."

I quickly replied "it looks like a retardis to me." She rolled her eyes and grinned. I laughed for 5 minutes after leaving her room.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
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Taking your dad to a beauty salon

Me: sit and wait for me here. Dad: wait is that a tanning booth or a Tardis?!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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Pair-A-Docs Paradox

I was telling my dad how I put the small TARDIS he got me for Christmas inside of a big TARDIS I bought a while ago and how I created a Paradox. He then pointed out that if each of the TARDISs had a Doctor in it, it really would be a "Pair-A-Docs"

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