i was about to make a joke about procrastination
but i think i'll tell it later
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Procrastination is just like masturbation.
In the end, youβre just screwing yourself.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What's the worst part about procrastination?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
When I went to university in the early 80's I decided to do my thesis on procrastination.
I guess I should really get around to starting it.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Iβve got a joke about procrastination
But Iβll tell you it later
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︎ Feb 10 2021
After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs...
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I saw a post in my feed about avoiding procrastination
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︎ Jun 09 2020
i was going to make a joke about procrastination
but I think ill do it tomorrow
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Bought a book about my procrastination habit
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Someone asked about where to get therapy for issues with procrastination
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︎ Mar 02 2020
I came across a really good study about procrastination...
I might get around to reading it later.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I bought a book on procrastination...
... I still haven't started reading yet
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︎ Jun 27 2019
How to stop procrastination in a few Easy steps
I'll add them later so save this if you want
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Did you hear there is a book coming out about how to overcome procrastination?
The author started writing it 50 years ago.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
The three unwritten rules about procrastination.
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︎ Nov 04 2018
In Russia they donβt have a word for procrastination
So they just call it Putin it off
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︎ Mar 23 2019
My son asked me: "what does procrastination mean dad?" I replied:
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Procrastination and Masturbation are very similar..
They both feel good in the moment and afterwards youβre picking up after yourself.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
My son asked me what procrastination was.
I told him I would explain it later.
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︎ Jun 25 2017
If procrastination was an Olympic sport,
I would participate in the next one.
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︎ Jan 26 2018
A round tuit anti procrastination device
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︎ Apr 18 2018
Today is National Procrastination Day!
I'm going to wait until Tuesday of next month to celebrate.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Whatβs similar about keeping someone in suspense and procrastination?
I donβt feel like it right now, Iβll tell you later.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
My electricity bill spiked when I plugged in my anti-procrastination machine.
I guess with great power comes great responsibility.
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︎ Jan 19 2018
Wanna hear a joke about procrastination?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I know a joke about procrastination
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Wanna hear a joke about procrastination?
I'll tell it to you later
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︎ Mar 02 2020
I was gonna tell you a joke about procrastination
But I'll tell you it later
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Have you heard the joke about procrastination?
Iβll tell you tomorrow.
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︎ Feb 21 2019
I wanted to make a joke about procrastination..
Iβll probably do that tomorrow.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
I have a joke about procrastination
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Procrastination joke
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︎ Jul 09 2018
I have a great joke about procrastination..
Meh Iβll just tell ya later.
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︎ Sep 15 2018
In Russia they don't have a word for procrastination
So they just call it Putin it off
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︎ Sep 07 2017
I bought a book about procrastination
Still haven't gotten around to reading it.
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︎ May 28 2017
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