i was about to make a joke about procrastination

but i think i'll tell it later

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdalgarDietbitch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2021
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Procrastination is just like masturbation.

In the end, you’re just screwing yourself.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dtran33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2021
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What's the worst part about procrastination?

It's off-putting.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2021
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When I went to university in the early 80's I decided to do my thesis on procrastination.

I guess I should really get around to starting it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sparkei1ca
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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I’ve got a joke about procrastination

But I’ll tell you it later

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs...

It's about thyme.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sludgemonkey01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2020
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I saw a post in my feed about avoiding procrastination

"Saved For Later"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ridsidious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2020
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i was going to make a joke about procrastination

but I think ill do it tomorrow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2019
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Bought a book about my procrastination habit

I'll read it tomorrow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Charlieb2007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2020
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Someone asked about where to get therapy for issues with procrastination

I'll tell him later.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2020
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I came across a really good study about procrastination...

I might get around to reading it later.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/torontosparky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2020
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I bought a book on procrastination...

... I still haven't started reading yet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ajays97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2019
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How to stop procrastination in a few Easy steps

I'll add them later so save this if you want

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/termsofuse1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2019
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Did you hear there is a book coming out about how to overcome procrastination?

The author started writing it 50 years ago.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2019
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The three unwritten rules about procrastination.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2018
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In Russia they don’t have a word for procrastination

So they just call it Putin it off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smurfsmasher024
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2019
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My son asked me: "what does procrastination mean dad?" I replied:

"I'll tell you tomorrow"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woom_Raider
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2019
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Procrastination and Masturbation are very similar..

They both feel good in the moment and afterwards you’re picking up after yourself.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dontleakmybootypics
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2019
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My son asked me what procrastination was.

I told him I would explain it later.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GeneralCoolr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2017
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If procrastination was an Olympic sport,

I would participate in the next one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2018
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A round tuit anti procrastination device
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mmomaster13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2018
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Today is National Procrastination Day!

I'm going to wait until Tuesday of next month to celebrate.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2018
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What’s similar about keeping someone in suspense and procrastination?

I don’t feel like it right now, I’ll tell you later.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mydixiewrekd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2018
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My electricity bill spiked when I plugged in my anti-procrastination machine.

I guess with great power comes great responsibility.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mkaic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2018
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Wanna hear a joke about procrastination?

I’ll tell you later...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sandwiches101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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I know a joke about procrastination

But I'll tell you later.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about procrastination?

I'll tell it to you later

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Badpunsonlock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2020
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I was gonna tell you a joke about procrastination

But I'll tell you it later

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BurstingBoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2019
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Have you heard the joke about procrastination?

I’ll tell you tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2019
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I wanted to make a joke about procrastination..

I’ll probably do that tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GarlicYeezyBread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2019
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I have a joke about procrastination

I’ll tell you it later

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2019
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Procrastination joke

I'll think of it later.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jdv510
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2018
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I have a great joke about procrastination..

Meh I’ll just tell ya later.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gage1103963
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2018
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In Russia they don't have a word for procrastination

So they just call it Putin it off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smurfsmasher024
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2017
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I bought a book about procrastination

Still haven't gotten around to reading it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aflatminor
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2017
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