Because he was just a tenant.
A tardy TARDIS.
So if a tardis is a police booth. Then a porta potty is a turdis.
What do you call a dog in a TARDIS?
DOGtor Who
Tardy Tartar.
Me: "I only use the best ingredients"
gf gives me a look
GF: "Ingredients for time?"
Me: "I never use tardy sauce"
gf leaves room
"If I had a TARDIS or a DeLorean for transportation, I'd take it from time to time."
I always had his class right after lunch and would often be a little late because of traffic and whatever. Every time someone was late a second time he would say. " that's your second tardy; you know what that makes you?" "Retardy" his delivery was always with a straight face and then he would laugh.
Me: "What would happen if that girl who sang 'Royals' found a TARDIS?"
Her: "Uh?"
Me: "She'd be a Time Lorde"
Cue exasperated sighs
My 14 year old daughter hangs drawings on her wall that her friends have drawn for her. I noticed a new one that looked like a building with a light on it. I asked her who drew the building. She said "my friend Eilene did and its supposed to be a Tardis."
I quickly replied "it looks like a retardis to me." She rolled her eyes and grinned. I laughed for 5 minutes after leaving her room.
Me: sit and wait for me here. Dad: wait is that a tanning booth or a Tardis?!
I was telling my dad how I put the small TARDIS he got me for Christmas inside of a big TARDIS I bought a while ago and how I created a Paradox. He then pointed out that if each of the TARDISs had a Doctor in it, it really would be a "Pair-A-Docs"
So my dad and I were talking in the car about school and being late to class and when I mentioned having multiple incidents where I was late to class he said "does that make you re-tardy?"
