An untimely classic

Dad: Hey look at that clock over there! That's one nice clock!

Me: Ya, I guess.

10 seconds later

Dad: Hey remember when we were talking about clocks earlier? Good times...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peter_the_Punda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill

A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it. secant she how tangent is getting. i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill. it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them. We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life. well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikkarice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call someone being killed by a falling, broken clock?

An untimely death.

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