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He was just a little Early
I got a head of myself.
So I just came in my pants.
Turns out it’s tomorrow.
It came early
The guy comes in the next day looking for the books again but quickly apologizes. Sorry I came early.
It's not out yet, but it's coming soon.
Nut so fast
...the website said it would be about an 8-minute read but I was able to finish sooner.
I told her it's unfair to make a judgment in less than a minute.
I guess I came too soon.
Whenever we met he would just come out of nowhere.
But she accepts my shortcomings.
I'm a faux pa
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
I said, “Yes please, thanks.”
The waiter responded: Today is special.
Beta
... does it become a calcu-earlier?
My wife and I were going through old pictures when we found a picture of her from before we met.
I said "Wow, so that's you pre me?"
She said "No I was full term."
I don't think I've ever loved her more.
A premature evacuation
Help end Premature Draculation.
Sorry, I suffer from premature celebration.
My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."
The nurse, my wife, and my mom discussing how he "came so early"
I interject with "I guess you could say he has a problem with, premature evacuation"
To my surprise they all actually laughed hard.
I'm dressing as Premature Ejaculation, because I just came in my pants.
So I forgot my school was having a planned fire drill. I was hanging outside my class building, ditching with my girlfriend when everybody suddenly poured out. My teacher came out in front of the entire class and asked me why I was already outside. I don't know what came over me, I guess my brain went into auto-defense-dad-mode because I told him:
What can I say? I'm a premature evacuator.
Premature Edraculation
You could say it was a premature ecapulation.
Mom: Should we buy a pumpkin? Dad: It's a bit early, we don't want a premature jack-o-lantern. Mom: Goddammit!
So, not my dad, but my mom's a neonatologist (she works on sick and premature newborns) and she has to work tonight (New Year's Eve).
I jokingly asked if they had a ball drop in the NICU, and to my surprised, she said yes.
"When the testes descend."
My wife and I went to a concert today and someone in the audience started clapping before the music finished. It was a case of premature adulation.
Played hearts for the first time yesterday with the girlfriend and another friend. We played a variant where the Jack of Diamonds was worth extra points. In the first round, I played the jack in one trick and inadvertently lost it to the more experienced player. "That is what happens if you play the jack too early," she said.
Me: "Premature Jack-ulation..."
Laughs/ groans.
But it turns out that it’s tomorrow
Turns out it's tomorrow
Turns out I came early.
