If you go to jail for tax evasion....

.....aren't you basically living off taxes, for not paying your taxes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2022
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What do you call tax evasion under the sea

Fishy business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacoshkoln
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2021
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To the person who stole my Microsoft office:

Your outlook isn’t good. I will find you. You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanavtibrewal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2023
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A bumble bee applied to the FBI

He had plenty of experience as an agent, but in the interview he was very nervous, and gave evasive answers.

He wasn’t hired because they thought he was a cagey bee agent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yooohooo8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2022
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Did you hear about the musical duo that refused to play any smooth jazz?

They got done for sax evasion


[C'mon!! Just thought of this one and I fucking love iiiiit.]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2022
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Fun fact: it's illegal to duck when push pins are thrown at you

That's called tacks evasion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berriobvious
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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I was arrested after dodging some pushpins that were thrown at me.

I committed tacks evasion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What does a cow say when he's in a dogfight?

Evasive mamoovers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P4743
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Tree joke

Did you hear Santa got charged for flying around the yew forest? He was charged with evasion of taxus.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Oh deer!

This morning officers from Oakland stopped a doe for toll evasion, on the Bay Bridge. She said she usually pays it, but today it was a buck short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vinceidon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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If you go to jail for tax evasion....

....aren't you basically living of taxes, for not paying taxes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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