Indecisive Puns

A list of puns related to "Indecisive"

My therapist told me I’m too indecisive

but really I’m just not so sure.

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👤︎ u/slcikdeaaal
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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What was the indecisive fly overheard saying?

I’m not sure about these debates, I’m really on the Pence

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👤︎ u/NotMetheThree
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Am I indecisive?

I can never tell... I’m just not sure? Maybe?

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👤︎ u/poiuy03
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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What did the indecisive blind man say when the genie asked him what his three wishes were?

Ummm... let me see...

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👤︎ u/bhladczuk
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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What do you call an indecisive bee?

A maybe.

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👤︎ u/Maria_von_Trapp
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Wife thinks I’m indecisive

I’m not sure though

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👤︎ u/Virtual-Prime
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Which is the most indecisive month?

May

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👤︎ u/reverse_mango
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Did you know Shakespeare was indecisive about the vitamins he took?

B2 or not B2, that was the question.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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what do you call it when someone is indecisive about which yarn to buy?

knit-picky

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👤︎ u/greatreference
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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I used to be indecisive,

Now I'm not quite sure.

-My Dad

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👤︎ u/BloodBonesBare
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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My wife tells me that I am too indecisive

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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What do you call an indecisive body of water?

Well...

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👤︎ u/jeroengast
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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What does a dog crave when it is indecisive, cold, and angry?

Hmm Brr Grr

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👤︎ u/bigapefellow
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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I’m not indecisive.

Unless you want me to be.

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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Never be indecisive about drinking rum with a pirate.

He’ll give you an ‘R’ before your ‘um’

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ May 23 2019
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My sister is really indecisive. When I bought her that red phone cover she always wanted she returned it and bought a blue one, then she returned that one and bought the red one again!

I knew that would be the case.

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👤︎ u/chongdog
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Which instrument is the most indecisive?

The p-yeah-no

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👤︎ u/southmax
📅︎ May 15 2019
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What happens when an indecisive person meet and unavoidable decision?

I'm not sure yet but I can't seem to get around it.

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👤︎ u/Jesusloveskfc
📅︎ May 17 2019
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What is an indecisive businessman's favorite article of clothing?

It's a tie!

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👤︎ u/benagain1
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do indecisive people wear?

Flip flops

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👤︎ u/zanman28
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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The other day, my Dad asked me if I was indecisive

At first I said no, then I said maybe, then I said I can't decide if I was or wasn't.

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👤︎ u/Sambopulous
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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What kind of tea do indecisive people drink

Uncertain-tea

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👤︎ u/Isenstar
📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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My son hates that I’m indecisive

I’m not sure how to feel

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👤︎ u/messedupET
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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The one about the indecisive rower...

...he couldn't choose either oar.

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👤︎ u/shibby_rj
📅︎ Sep 12 2017
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Why didn’t the indecisive man jump into the pit?

He was in a hole lot of doubt.

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👤︎ u/Flaccid_Emu
📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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What do you call a small, indecisive insect?

A mite.

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👤︎ u/ToadvineChigurh
📅︎ Oct 22 2017
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Our city has a very indecisive mayor...

I like to call him Mayor May Not

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👤︎ u/Epiritus
📅︎ Jan 20 2015
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I thought I was indecisive

But now I’m not too sure.

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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I used to be indecisive

Now I’m not so sure

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👤︎ u/jepeggys
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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I used to be indecisive

But now I'm not so sure

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👤︎ u/Orion_Levy2
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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I used to think I was indecisive...

But now I’m not so sure.

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👤︎ u/Phagemakerpro
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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What bee is most indecisive?

A May bee!

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👤︎ u/herdertree
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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I used to think I was indecisive

But I’m not really sure now.

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👤︎ u/CixelsydDb4d
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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I used to be indecisive

But now I am not so sure.

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👤︎ u/cooperateryan
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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I used to think i was indecisive, now I’m not sure.
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👤︎ u/PretzelFlipFlops
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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I used to think I was indecisive

Now I'm not so sure.

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👤︎ u/LolaLaMafiosa
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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I used to be indecisive, but not I'm not so sure.
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👤︎ u/CrispyCritter83
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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I used to be indecisive,

but now I'm not so sure.

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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I used to think that I was indecisive

Now I'm just not sure

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👤︎ u/ExpertAccident
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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I use to be indecisive...

But now I'm not so sure.

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👤︎ u/darkblade1805
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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I used to be indecisive

Now, I'm not sure.

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👤︎ u/themanrook
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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I used to think I was indecisive

But now I'm not so sure.

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👤︎ u/sleepfordayz679
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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I used to think I was indecisive

Now I’m not so sure

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👤︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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My friend thinks I'm indecisive

But I'm not sure

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👤︎ u/zackatron07
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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I used to be indecisive .

Now I'm not so sure.

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👤︎ u/Colacubeninja
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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I used to be indecisive

But I’m not so sure anymore.

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👤︎ u/cakesquadgames
📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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I used to be very indecisive.....

..... but now I'm not so sure.

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👤︎ u/schmatic
📅︎ Nov 02 2017
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I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet.

Me: I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet.

Them: Are you sure?

Me: Ummm...

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👤︎ u/HayyyU
📅︎ Jan 22 2017
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